Lifestyle

Food Pyramids For Different Stages Of Life Are Hilariously Accurate (Photos)

by Robert Anthony

Believe it or not, we're all going to get old and wrinkly.

As depressing as it may sound, it's true. But it's not the end of the world. There are a few perks about getting older. You can finally rent a car when you turn 25. And you're old enough to get into all of the places you couldn't when you were 17.

Most importantly, you will begin to eat like a legitimate human being... Well, depending on the age group you're in, of course!

We came across a collection of food pyramids on Someecards depicting what people in various age ranges probably eat.

If you're 18 to 22, you most likely rely on Adderall to get you through the day, and that's followed by warm beer and your roommate's food you weren't supposed to touch.

If you're 30 to 41, you probably rely on wine to get you through life.

Check out the different types of food pyramids below.

When you're 18 to 22, it's all about popping Adderall and drinking beer.

When you're 23 to 29, it's all about going to brunch and ordering Seamless.

When you're 30 to 41, it's all about drinking wine and eating salad.

When you're 42 to 69, it's all about maintaining a low-carb diet.

When you're 70 and older, it's all about making sure you take your medication.

Citations: A Brutally Honest Food Pyramid For Every Stage Of Adulthood (Someecards)