Tyga's mouth just wrote a check Kylie Jenner hopefully won't make him cash any time soon, but for the sake of drama, join me in speculating wildly.
This week on “Kocktails with Khloé,” the host and her guests played a rousing game of F*ck, Marry, Kill. Initially, Khloé asked the “Dope'd Up” rapper to choose whom to FMK between herself and sisters Kim Kardashian West and Kourtney Kardashian.
Tyga chose to marry Khloé, f*ck Kim and kill Kourtney (which, he indicated, stemmed from a gentlemanly respect for Scott... somehow).
Before long, Kylie's name came up in conversation, to which Tyga blurted,
OH, WOULD YOU?! LIKE, TODAY?!
Khloé's BFF and diligent listener Malika Haqq caught the admission and held Tyga to it, prompting him to verify his wedding plans.
Cosmopolitan's pop culture editor and diligent Kardashian expert Alex Rees captured the clip and shared it on Vine, causing viewers to dust off their countdown clocks and grim child-bride references.
We do, Tyga, we do know what it is. “It” is you investing in the idea of marrying an 18-year-old reality star.
While fans shouldn't get their hopes up (because, let's face it, Kylie has several years of no-f*cks-given, unmarried life ahead of her before walking down the aisle), it's hard not to jump aboard any celebrity's express train to Shockerville.
Marriage is a huge deal, Ty. Don't do it, for our sakes.