Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift are the most annoyingly adorable couple on the planet.
Honestly, at this point Chwift (is that the celeb couple name we're going with?) is like the entire world's perfect couple friends -- the ones who go on amazing vacations all the time and take amazing Instagram pictures together and will probably eventually have amazing looking children.
All the while, the rest of us normal trash buckets are stuck going, "Oh my God! Yes! Adorable," on the outside while secretly on the inside muttering,
I hate them so much. It's not possible the level of perfection they're attaining. Why is God doing this?
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF THEM BUILDING A SNOWMAN?!?!
EVEN THE SNOWMAN THEY BUILT LOOKS KINDA CUTE IN A RELATABLE WAY. I'M DONE.
You guys are perfect! There! Are you happy now, Chwift?!!?! WE ALL THINK YOU'RE PERFECT!
GOD HELP US IF THEY ADOPT A PUPPY OR OPEN A BED AND BREAKFAST.