DA'EFF YOU DOIN, SNOOK?!?!?
Big stuff happened in “The Walking Dead” this week. BIG, awful stuff.
I would tell you what that big, awful stuff was, but it may ruin it for you if you haven't seen this past week's episode yet, and I'm not a soulless, fake-tanned monster spawned from the shore by Seaside Heights.
Yes, unlike Snooki, I will give you a chance to look away right now before I completely ruin the show for you.
You gone yet? Good.
OK, WHY THE EFF DID SNOOKI THINK IT WAS OK TO POST GLENN WAS KILLED TO HER INSTAGRAM PAGE?!?!
I get it. You were emotional. We ALL were emotional!
Glenn was our rock. He was our hope and inspiration to keep on fighting while zombies take over the world.
BUT, YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR EMOTIONS IN CHECK, GIRL!
OF COURSE, people were furious at Snooki for this clear transgression of trust.
Wow.. No words can describe how #WalkingDead just made me feel..But even worse, fuxk @snooki for posting a spoiler. True fans don't do dat — Samantha Smith (@samsmitty92) October 26, 2015
@snooki @Oceanboy1950 @WalkingDead_AMC WOW SPOILER ALERT, FUCKING THANKS. — Samantha Stuckey (@sstuckeyy) October 12, 2015
I'm still in shock that snooki spoiled me on the walking dead off INSTAGRAM, there truly is no place safe — Bernadeath Peters (@YungFuriosa) October 27, 2015
I don't need to know Spanish -- AND I DON'T KNOW SPANISH -- to know people are NOT happy (in multiple languages) with Polizzi.
Ayer por rondar twitter a las 4 de la mañana me comí un spoiler del episodio de esta semana de The walking dead. Gracias a @snooki BITCH ¬¬ — Mía (@aira_M_) February 17, 2014
Snooki's Instagram post has just ruined future Walking Dead for me — Ruby Haynes (@rubyyhaynes) October 26, 2015
Don't think I can forgive @snooki for spoiling the walking dead episode from last night — Amy Cronin (@Cronies3) October 26, 2015
You bet your duck phone we now have a massive Situation on our hands.
I avoided every form of social media so Walking Dead wouldn't be ruined except snapchat thinking it would be safe but no thanks to @snooki — BaddieBriana (@BriMarLan) October 26, 2015
IM REMOVING SNOOKI FROM LIFE I SWEAR TO GOD WOMAN IF YOU JUST RUINED THE WALKING DEAD FOR ME ON SNAPCHAT ILL SET YOU ON FIRE — #nov13 (@PhuckBieber) October 26, 2015
Ma Snooki di Jersey Shore mi ha spoilerato The Walking Dead? — Giada (@GCervetto) October 26, 2015
SOMEONE TAKE HER PHONE AWAY BEFORE "GAME OF THRONES" COMES BACK.