Big stuff happened in “The Walking Dead” this week. BIG, awful stuff.
I would tell you what that big, awful stuff was, but it may ruin it for you if you haven't seen this past week's episode yet, and I'm not a soulless, fake-tanned monster spawned from the shore by Seaside Heights.
Yes, unlike Snooki, I will give you a chance to look away right now before I completely ruin the show for you.
You gone yet? Good.
OK, WHY THE EFF DID SNOOKI THINK IT WAS OK TO POST GLENN WAS KILLED TO HER INSTAGRAM PAGE?!?!
I get it. You were emotional. We ALL were emotional!
Glenn was our rock. He was our hope and inspiration to keep on fighting while zombies take over the world.
BUT, YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR EMOTIONS IN CHECK, GIRL!
OF COURSE, people were furious at Snooki for this clear transgression of trust.
I don't need to know Spanish -- AND I DON'T KNOW SPANISH -- to know people are NOT happy (in multiple languages) with Polizzi.
You bet your duck phone we now have a massive Situation on our hands.
SOMEONE TAKE HER PHONE AWAY BEFORE "GAME OF THRONES" COMES BACK.