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Selena Gomez Was Going To Star In A Disney Channel Spinoff That Never Aired

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This unaired Disney Channel pilot is everything you never knew you were missing in life.

It has pratfalls. It has poop jokes. It has a lanky bald guy in silly glasses. SILLY GLASSES, YOU GUYS!!!

The pilot, reportedly shot in 2007, was intended as the start of a spinoff series.

In the episode, Arwin, the engineer from “The Suite Life of Zack & Cody” played by Brian Stepanek, leaves his position at the Tipton Hotel to help his sister raise her three children (one of whom is mildly rebellious teen Alexa, aka a pre-“Wizards of Waverly Place” Selena Gomez).

Titled either “Arwin!” or “Housebroken,” the show was reportedly axed after the pilot was filmed, a crime on par with patricide.

In all fairness, this show's failure made room for Selena's success on “Wizards,” but if only there was a world in which both of these golden nuggs could exist.

Citations: Did You Know There Was a "Suite Life" Spin-Off That Starred Selena Gomez? (Cosmopolitan)