Ohhhhhh Ryan Gosling. You sweet beautiful concrete sculpture of a man. It is a shocking relief you're actually a loving human under all of that beautiful skin and coiffed hair.
If there is one good thing about Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling starring in “The Nice Guys” -- a movie that looks as underwhelming as the first time everyone tries Greek yogurt and thinks to themselves, “That's it? That's what the craze is about?” -- it's that we get to see a whole lot of Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe doing press interviews over the next few weeks.
Russell is Australian, and Ryan is a literal human fireworks show. What else would your eyes, mind and heart want?
The sad part with this is they're both married, so all you CAN actually really do is watch from afar and imagine what it would be like if you were a part of their respective lives.
Just imagine Ryan is talking about you in this clip from "Good Morning America."
When asked what life is like living with three girls, Ryan responded,
It's like walking through a field of flowers every day... I live with angels.
Hachi chachi! Momma likes a big slice o' Ryan Gosling.
At least Eva Mendes is happy...