Rihanna Plans On Launching A Beauty Line, So Life's Officially Complete
EVERYBODY, SHUT UP. LET ME TALK. RIHANNA IS LAUNCHING A BEAUTY LINE.
After years and years of trying, we can all finally look just like Rihanna.
Senior year of high school, with the music video for “Umbrella” freshly scorched into the delicate folds of my developing brain, I chopped all my hair off to look like Rihanna.
It didn't work. I am 5'10” with skin so white I'm often mistaken for an apparition, and Rihanna's bone structure would look at my bone structure and say,
I don't get it… Is that supposed to be a face?
Rihanna's beauty is somehow both edgy and timeless. She has a face that can wear any hairstyle, and her skin is so gorgeous, Buffalo Bill wouldn't touch it out of sheer respect for its perfection.
This is why Rihanna's beauty line already has all of my money. It doesn't matter if I'll never look like her because nothing will stop me from trying.
In an interview with the Barbadian beauty, Refinery29 asked whether or not a beauty line could be a reality in the near future.
Rihanna, who recently registered to trademark Fenty Beauty, replied,
Oh wow, that's crazy, how did you know that? That is definitely something I am going to have my hands on and would love to do. It's something that I've always wanted to do, but I've always had so much on my hands. But, this time, I'm going to make sure it happens. I'm going to find some time between albums and fragrance to do that. I promise.
RiRi expanded a bit on the dream products she'd love to provide. She said,
There are a lot! Lashes that could just put themselves on... Lipstick that doesn't move, but doesn't dry your lips out, that you don't need a liner for. I mean, it sounds so unreal.
The “Bitch Better Have My Money” singer is a busy lady, so don't expect to have your RiRi face on by Christmas, but definitely keep those hopes high.