*Looks out the window at the rain*
Hm? No, I'm fine.
*Sighs so loudly I'm just shouting flatly*
I don't wanna talk about it.
*Grabs the curtains and falls into a lump on the floor, tearing the curtains off the window and covering myself with them like a blanket*
I guess I just can't believe it's been a full 15 years since “The Princess Diaries” came to theaters, you know?
Back then, we were all Mia Thermopolis. We were all in love with Michael Moscovitz. We were all best friends with Lilly Moscovitz.
In 2001, everyone's favorite ride-or-die, played by then-18-year-old Heather Matarazzo, always kept it 100. She kept it, like, 200, if that's realer somehow.
After “The Princess Diaries,” Heather appeared in “Saved!” where she reunited with "PD"-er Mandy Moore.
Mandy played the villain in this film, too, because she had blonde hair and Jena Malone had brown hair. I don't make the rules.
These days, Heather is 33 years old and still killing it in the industry.
YES, THAT IS HER JUST CAJ HANGIN' WITH JOHN CENA WHILE TAKING A BREAK FROM BEING HILARIOUS ON SET.
Heather appeared in 2015's “Sisters” as Denny, a pal of Maya Rudolph's character.
That's right, people. Heather Matarazzo's day-to-day work grind involves selfies and probably high fives with Tina Fey.
AND Amy Poehler.
Offscreen, she hangs with Ruby Rose because her life outranks ours both professionally and socially. Deal with it.
Don't worry, though, she's still loyal to her OG bestie, Princess Mia.
Truly, deeply, honestly, though? Never let each other go.