It seems like she was just freaking born, but in actuality, Penelope Scotland Disick is officially a real person with thoughts and hobbies and quirks and big ol' expressive eyeballs.
First, the 3-year-old slays “Work.”
Then, she throws it back to “Run This Town,” where she tackles both Rihanna's and Jay Z's parts.
Eventually, Momma Kourt gets pulled over.
Penelope's brother, Mason, jumps into the Snapchat story, blaming their brush with law enforcement on his mom's “BIG FAT BUTT.”
We get it, Mase. You're surrounded by big, world-renowned butts.
Where 6-year-old Mason is the family's own tiny Joan Rivers, daring to serve up the biting, appearance-based critiques of everyone's red carpet look butt, P is their tiny RiRi.
Today, she lip syncs in the car. Tomorrow, she kicks off her world tour.
Get it, Lady P.