Niall Horan Is In JK Rowling's New Book, And 1D Fans Are Losing It

One Direction AND JK Rowling in the same article? This could VERY MUCH actually destroy the Internet.

The Internet hierarchy of things people lose their sh*t over is as follows:

1. Cats 2. Dogs greeting veterans who have just come back from war 3. One Direction 4. Videos where people from one geographical location try food from another geographical location 5. "Harry Potter" stuff.

That hierarchy is probably the reason a large chunk of Twitter lost its ability to function after it found out JK Rowling mentioned One Direction member Niall Horan in her latest book.

Under her pen name, Robert Galbraith, Rowling mentioned the Irish member of the English mega-group in “Career of Evil,” the third book in a series about detective Cormoran Strike.

OK! EVERYONE, LET'S TRY TO BE COOL ABOUT THIS.

I SAID SETTLE!

AT LEAST ACT LIKE THE CONCEPT OF CHILL EXISTS!

SILENCIO!

Supposedly -- and major spoiler alert maybe? IDK, I just found out this book exists -- part of this story involves someone, who is obsessed with Niall, getting murdered.

$20 says Perrie Edwards did it.

Citations: One Direction fans can't handle that Niall Horan is in J.K. Rowling's new book (Metro)