The video above may appear at first to be two stale potatoes in sunglasses rolling down the dusty aisle of a sparsely frequented grocery store, but a closer look reveals it's actually one eccentric famous person attempting to restrain a second, more violent famous person.
Nicolas Cage fought to calm Mötley Crüe member Vince Neil outside of the ARIA hotel in Las Vegas around 5 pm on Thursday after Neil allegedly assaulted a woman in the building, TMZ reports.
Sources told the site a woman approached Cage for an autograph, at which point Neil apparently approached her from behind, grabbed her hair and yanked her to the floor.
Not one to let his sh*tty friend continue on an abusive rampage down the Vegas Strip, Cage apparently pulled Neil outside to calm him down when the video above was taken.
Law enforcement reportedly said Neil was cited for battery but not taken into custody.