Kylie Jenner's Lip Kits Are Making Everyone Freak Out, Again
WHERE THE EFFING CHRIST ARE OUR GODDAMN LIP KITS, KYLIE?!?!
We all want lips like Kylie Jenner's. Have you seen them?
They're perfect. They look like God herself made two pink buttermilk crullers and gently attached them to a porcelain doll. Not one of those creepy totally haunted porcelain dolls either. I'm talking about like a not-haunted sexy porcelain doll.
That's probably why everyone lost his or her dang minds when Kylie announced her lip kit would be going on sale.
For $29 dollars, people could shape their mouth gates to look like mouth gates crafted by Jenner genetics and what I can only assume is a 30-person task force employed with the sole mission of making America's first family (sorry, Obamas) look like super hot, sexy, not-haunted-by-the-evil-spirit-of-a-child-who-died-in-a-fire-at-a-printing-press, sexy, hot porcelain dolls.
Unsurprisingly, the lip kits sold out in seconds, which made everyone who couldn't get his or her hands on a box furious.
But now it seems even those who were able to hit the checkout button fastest are getting pretty peeved because their lip kits have yet to arrive.