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Kim Kardashian Shares Completely Naked Selfie Because She Had 'Nothing To Wear'

UHHHHHH, DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Kim Kardashian West posted a picture of herself to Twitter early Monday morning that defies all logic and reason. If you weren't convinced Kim K was created inside of a lab as part of an experiment to make perfect, marketable, ageless cyborg humans, this may sway you.

Keep in mind, this is the naked mirror selfie of a woman who literally just gave birth a few months ago.

Nothing to wear? HAHA LOL! ROFL!

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!?! THIS ISN'T THE WAY BODIES ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK!

I don't know what's more unbelievable: Kim somehow not having clothing to wear despite the fact that her job is literally to just wear clothing or the lie we've been told that she isn't a vampire.