What time IS it?
I said... WHAT TIME IS IT???
It's time for another installment of everyone's favorite Kim Kardashian West app series:
Kim, Khloé, Kourtney, Carla, Steph, Malika and Jen are back with a game of "Would You Rather."
The ladies agree unanimously they'd rather raid Kris Jenner's closet than Caitlin Jenner's, but they're split when it comes to the oft-debated topic of cheating.
The prompt reads,
Would you rather be caught cheating or catch your significant other cheating?
Kim admits she'd rather catch Kanye cheating than vice versa, claiming,
I can't handle the guilt.
Jen briefly protests, but Kim reminds the group,
The GIFTS you would get!!!
True, Kim, true. Being betrayed by the person physically and emotionally closest to you is rough, but if there's any chance of waking up tomorrow with a Bentley in the driveway, I'll take one ticket on the Cuckold* Express, thanks very much.
Check out the full video on Kim's app!
*Though the term “cuckold” refers to the husband of an adulteress, I used it to describe scorned lovers of both genders because, to my knowledge, a term of the same meaning does not exist for the wife of an adulterer… which is some BULLSHIT.