Kim Kardashian's New Year's Resolutions Really Aren't What You'd Expect

Lose weight. Find love. Become famous. Travel the world.

When the new year rolls around, we can't help but come up with millions of goals and resolutions we may or may not achieve.

I know I personally always set extremely unrealistic goals, so this year mine are simple: drink more wine, binge-watch Netflix and eat burritos until I die. Whatever, it works for me.

Your girl Kim Kardashian West shared her own set of New Year's goals in a recent post on her app.

The 35-year-old star believes it's better to set multiple goals throughout the year rather than a few resolutions at the start of January. Makes sense. Good thinking, bb.

The new mother of two reportedly said,

In the next coming months I'd obviously like to shed the baby weight. That's the big one to accomplish first! I'd also like to finish our home next year. So we're working hard to make decisions and meet deadlines so it gets done.

All right, all right. Those sound pretty good and realistic. What else you got?

Kim reportedly added,

I'd like to do some really cool photo shoots for my website. I want to do a couple more fun weekend trips with my Twitter followers that I haven't met yet.

Um, wait what? KIM, I FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER. YOU BETTER BE TAKING ME TO HAWAII OR SOME SH*T, OR ELSE I'M GONNA BE PISSED.

Kim also mentioned she hopes to go on a West family vacation and learn how to do a split. Aight, girl, let's take things one day at a time.

Long story short, I'm going on vacation with the Wests.

Citations: Kim Kardashian's New Year's Goals (Cosmopolitan)