RIP, Khloé Kardashian's weird nailed hands.
Unless you stayed off Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram and the web in general yesterday, you should know it was Khloé Kardashian's 32nd birthday. Yup, the big 3-2.
How does someone like Khloé celebrate such a big occasion?
Unfortunately, unchecked liquored-up raging (I'm guessing) often ends in pain.
WTF. EW EW EW EW EW EW EW.
Wait, WTF did Khloé do to her fingernails? EW EW EW EW EW. She's like Calabasas' answer to the Black Panther. Did she finish her birthday off by going to a river and catching salmon with her bare hands as they migrate north against the current?
Please don't make sharp claw hands a fashion trend. We DON'T need this as a society. We've been through enough in 2016.
In case you're wondering, the party seemed like a pretty good time at the arcade for anyone who was able to swing an invite.
Khloé spent time with Rob and Blac Chyna for a bit.
Kylie also made sure to get in on the bridge rebuilding fun.
“I'm sorry, did you say Tyga? Who is that?”
Actually, this whole night seemed to be celebrating both Khloé's birthday and the fact everyone is totally cool with Blac Chyna nowadays.
You can watch Kim's Snapchat recap of the night here.
Happy birthday, Khloé. Cut your damn nails.