PREP YOUR OVARIES AND YOUR BROVARIES FOR A MELTDOWN SO COMPLETELY DEVASTATING, YOU'LL BE CLEANING (BR)OVARY REMAINS OUT OF YOUR PANTS FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE.
Fans of “Mean Girls:” Remember Kevin Gnapoor? He's a proud mathlete with a talent for hyper-sexual rap masterpieces.
Now, the man behind Kevin G, Rajiv Surendra, is fully committed to breaking our hearts with his delicious face.
Like… WHAT EVEN IS THIS???
Despite the fact that Surendra could coast on that jawline alone for the rest of eternity, he's a gifted calligrapher and chalkboard artist.
He's also working on a memoir called “The Elephants in My Backyard.”
AND HE KNOWS THIS DOG, SOMEHOW.
Full disclosure: Some of us always thirsted for Kevin Gnapoor over Aaron Samuels. In fact, here is a quick offering at the altar of Kevin G, in honor of our love for Rajiv Surendra:
K, ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD. THEN, WE'RE DONE.
*IDK if he eats corn or not. Give me a fucking break.