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Justin Bieber Poses Completely Naked On A Magazine Cover

by Katie Corvino
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Holy sh*t.

I can actually die happy now because Justin Bieber's naked body is on a magazine cover. F*ck.

When I say "naked," I mean JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHING. I REPEAT, HIS BODY IS COVERED IN NOTHING.

You see, the Internet has seen Justin Bieber's bod in all of its glory before, but JB didn't really know that was happening. He wasn't ready for those paparazzi pics of his junk in Bora Bora. That was different.

Now for the cover of Clash magazine's 100th issue, Bieber stands in the nude again, posing on a beach, wearing nothing but a white trilby hat.

Saying this is sexy is an understatement. This photo is deadly. One look and you'll probably fall unconscious on the floor.

If you're OK with taking that risk, check out the photo below.

I CAN'T STOP STARING AT HIS V LINES.

Look at the way his pecs and abs just glisten in the sunlight. It's honestly a beautiful image, except I'd like to have a word with the photographer.

Excuse me, PAL, but next time can you take a few steps back? You cut off Justin's lower half. I think I speak for everyone when I say we'd love there to be redo with a little less left to the imagination. THANKS.

And Justin, you're wonderful. Please never put clothes on again.

Citations: Justin Bieber Naked (Daily Mail)