Well, Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian are allegedly a thing now because honestly nothing matters in this world anymore.
I think we can all agree Kourtney is one of the more competent Kardashians.
Whether it be by age or the fact she is responsible for three biological children and two Jenners, over the years, Kourt has become the de facto voice of reason in a family known for its lack of doing stuff for concrete reasons.
She has terrible taste in men, though, kind of like your friend who went to Harvard and got a degree in biology but still dates that guy from your high school who was the captain of the lacrosse team but now works at Le Pain Quotidien.
Months after taking a break from longtime coattail hanger Scott Disick, Kardashian is now supposedly hooking up with -- and you better be sitting because your knees are about to buckle hard AF -- Justin Bieber.
Biebs uploaded this dumpster of an Instagram post on Sunday allegedly showing him and Kourtney smelling each other (?) on an Audi.
The upload was captioned with “Lord knows,” which could be a just a placeholder caption because he couldn't think of anything better to put up on the spot, but it's more likely actually a dig at Scott Disick whose Instagram name is “letthelordbewithyou.”
Dang, Bieber. You'sa bitch.
Aside from that social media smoking gun of a picture, Bieber has allegedly been bragging to friends about how he and Kourtney have been hooking up for a bit now.
The potential couple reportedly texts each other nearly non-stop and are "extremely flirtatious."
TMZ even caught the two leaving LA rich people club The Nice Guy together over the weekend.
All of that being said, once again I'm just going to assume this is a big ploy to try and convince us he's over Selena Gomez.