Jughead's best quotes from 'Riverdale' range from wise to ridiculous.

13 Times Jughead Jones From Riverdale Had An Absolute Way With Words

He *is* a professional writer, after all.

by Dylan Kickham
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Jughead Jones wears many hats (OK, technically just that one beanie, but still.) Throughout the seasons, the burger-loving, crime-solving author has had some of Riverdale’s most iconic lines, from observant truth bombs to ridiculous rants about being a “weirdo.”

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Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.

(Season 1, Episode 2)
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