J Law Says It's Really Hard To Find Dates Because 'Guys Are So Mean'
If you think dating would be easier if you were flawless and famous like, say, Jennifer Lawrence, you're dead wrong.
Lawrence told the magazine,
Cheers to my hymen growing back! … No one ever asks me out. I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me. I know where it's coming from, I know they're trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I'm just a girl who wants you to be nice to me. I am straight as an arrow. I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am.
Basically, get a hobby because all of us, including J Law, are going to die alone, dressed in our un-debuted wedding gowns, surrounded by our hungry cats waiting to eat the flesh off our faces when the last breath leaves our bodies.
Still, the “Hunger Games” actress, who recently split from Coldplay's Chris Martin, hasn't given up hope of striking a balance between her career and her personal fulfillment.
I can't wait to be married. I feel like if I find that one person who I want to spend the rest of my life with, who I want to be the father of my children, that I would absolutely not f*ck it up.
Jennifer. Shrader. Lawrence. I will 100 percent marry you any time, anywhere. That offer remains on the table indefinitely, so take your time saying "yes."