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'Lizzie McGuire Movie' Was Turned Into Thriller And It's Basically 'Gone Girl'

by Hope Schreiber
Disney

If you didn't watch and sing along to "The Lizzie McGuire Movie" when you were a child, I'm sorry to say that you missed out.

Seriously, is that flick on Netflix or something? It deserves a re-watch.

But before you click over to see if it is available to stream, let me ruin your childhood first with this edited trailer that turns the innocent Disney movie into a nail-biting thriller.

AH! PAOLO! Put those creepy peepers away!

YouTuber Elle Mills took a few creative liberties when she recut the romantic comedy and made it into a younger version of "Gone Girl." But to be honest, Paolo (Yani Gellman) was always kind of creepy.

Hilary Duff, run away!

Elle Mills really has a talent for making Paolo look like a demented stalker.

Is this what dreams are made of... or are they nightmares?

I'd watch this over the original movie any day. Who takes a class of 8th graders to Rome? What kind of public school system is the McGuire family lucky enough to live in the district of?!

I think this video shows what could have happened to our dear Lizzie McGuire had Paolo turned out to be evil instead of just a lip-syncing, Italian pop star.

Do not get on mopeds with strangers in a country you do not know! This is a recipe for disaster! Has your mother not taught you stranger equals danger?

I, a young and impressionable girl, followed in Lizzie McGuire's footsteps. I traveled to Rome searching for the same type of adventure.

You know what happened to me?

No, I didn't become best friends with a lookalike pop singer. I got on a stranger's moped and next thing I knew, he drove me out of the city, took my passport and money, and I've been stranded on these hills ever since.

Citations: Someone Turned The Lizzie McGuire Movie Into A Thriller & It Makes Paulo Look Creepy AF! (Perez Hilton)