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In early October, a picture and drawing of a mysterious human with the genes of Demi Lovato and the hair of William Hung took Tumblr by storm.
Though it has since been deleted, the post reportedly accrued a ridiculous 75,000 notes in the two weeks it was live.
But recently, the photo started to make its way back into the Internet spotlight thanks to a post by cstcrpt, who claimed the person pictured is actually named Poot.
Is this Demi Lovato's tortured and recently released twin sister whose life apparently is an homage to “Room”? WHO CARES!? THE INTERNET ALREADY DECIDED IT WILL BE THE ONE DICTATING THE LIFE AND TIMES OF POOT.
Of course, people started making memes.
OF COURSE, this was ACTUALLY what Yoncé was talking about.
OF COURSE, Poot's fame reached critical mass.
OF COURSE, there is now an official Poot Twitter.
OF COURSE, there's a Poot album coming out soon.
Dedicated Pootaholic Kayley Marie Todd has even written a full 10 chapters of Poot fanfiction and posted them to Wattpad.