Dave Franco Is Engaged, And Hearts Around The World Are Now Breaking

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I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE A DREAM COUPLE!!!

After three years of super down-low dating, the gorgeous, talented, hellfire-of-jealousy-inducing duo, Alison Brie and Dave Franco, is engaged, PEOPLE reports.

An engagement-ring adorned Brie and Franco sashayed around the premiere of her new film, "Sleeping with Other People," violently stomping our hearts to pieces with each step.

Fans are OBVIOUSLY up in arms over the union and took to Twitter to express their complicated emotions.

HELLO, SADNESS, YOU ARE MY FIANCÉ NOW.

OH, WHAT A LOVELY RING. MUST BE NICE.

I CAN STILL MARRY JAMES, I GUESS.

May the happy couple enjoy a lifetime of bliss.

Really, I mean it.

Ignore my sobs.

Citations: Alison Brie and Dave Franco Are Engaged! See Her Dazzling Ring (PEOPLE)