Everyone, be cool. There is a new “Fuller House” trailer out there, and the only way we can all watch it at work without our bosses knowing we're watching it is to remain perfectly calm.
OK? Good. Let's get real calm.
Ah, nostalgia. A gentle look back into yesteryear. Friendly reminders of our past, stirred up by imagery in our present. It may come in the form of an older song on the radio, or a book you come across while cleaning or even jus--
HOLD THE DANG PHONE ONE HOT SEC. IS UNCLE EFFING JOEY EFFING HOLDING EFFING MR. WOODCHUCK?!?!
OK, fine, sure, John Stamos, Dave Coulier, Candace Cameron-Bure, Bob Saget and Lori Loughlin are all in the trailer, BUT WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL STAR IS, AND HE'S FURRY, LOVES WOOD AND HAS UNCLE JOEY'S HAND UP HIS BUTT.
Mr. Woodchuck and "Fuller House" premiere on Netflix on February 26.