Zayn Malik Is Releasing A Book And Twitter Is Roasting Him For It
Zayn is coming out with a book because print is truly dead.
In one of the weirder career moves you will ever read about, a few months after his exit from One Direction, the "PILLOWTALK" singer announced he is officially releasing a book for some reason.
WAIT WAIT WAIT, it gets better.
Here is the longline for the 288-page book (once again, 288 PAGES OF BOOK) being published and released by Penguin on November 1:
HOLY LOUIS TOMLINSON'S FAKE BABY! ZAYN MALIK IS RELEASING A PHOTO BOOK ABOUT HIS "JOURNEY" AFTER LEAVING ONE DIRECTION A LITTLE UNDER A YEAR AND A HALF AGO.
This future Pulitzer Prize winning book could very well go down as a bigger waste of trees than confetti owned by any non-basketball Cleveland sports team.
THERE'S MORE THOUGH!
Here is a longer excerpt of what we can expect from ZAYN:
BRING. THIS. EFFING. BOOK. ON.
The internet is rightfully confused as hell over this literary career move.
This is the only potentially good thing to come out of this book:
This one lady seems pretty excited, though:
Is it too early to start lining up outside of Barnes & Noble?