"Baywatch?!" More like BAE WATCH!
*Gets immediately fired for such a cliche joke*
Zac Efron just posted a teaser for his upcoming movie, and yeah -- it is a total tease. I didn't even know abs could look like that? I'm starting to suspect Efron is some sort of demigod?
I'm not sure how I feel about his blond-dyed hair or his inability to look his costar Alexandra Daddario in the face -- but I do know how I feel about those abs, and it can be summed up with one word: "DAYUM!"
Oh, wait. While Efron's character is busy flirting with that woman, I too am objectifying Efron...
I need to put a stop to this.
OR I CAN TALK ABOUT HOW CUTE THE ROCK IS!
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson also posted a teaser trailer of his own in which he legit emerges from the sea foam like some sexy gender-bent Aphrodite.
Johnson was reportedly helping Efron get SWOLE for the role and yeah, my little creepy peepers can tell...
But for now, let's go back to the conversation Efron's character Matt Brody had with Alexandra. She says,
You just look at my boobs?
This is something I say to everyone to break the ice. It usually gets a laugh.
Pro tip: Don't use this for professors or dentists. Professors frown upon it and dentists are only interested in your teeth.
Also joining the cast are Charlotte McKinney, Kelly Rohbach, Hannibal Buress and Priyanka Chopra.
Old school fans of "Baywatch" will also get to enjoy seeing stars Pamela Anderson and David Hasselhoff.
The first official "Baywatch" trailer will make its big debut on Thursday, but we'll have to wait until Easter (May 19, 2017) to see the movie and those abs in all their glory on the big screen.
Until then, I will be stuffing my face during the holidays and not thinking about my beach bod at all.