Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Robe Is The Perfect Purchase
You may not be in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, but at the very least, you can sure dress like you're backstage at the event.
Obviously, we all want to be as glamorous and elegant as Victoria's Secret models. Who wouldn't want to be? I wish I had a third of the amount of confidence in my own apartment as they do walking nearly naked down a runway.
The issue is a lot of their outfits are just not practical. I can't really get on the subway with large-ass angel wings or $40,000 worth of diamond underwear slowly riding "uptown" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. #ExpensiveWedgies
Not all hope is lost though! Thanks to the marketing geniuses at Victoria's Secret, you can at the very least lounge around with your own personal VS "Show Wrap."
Finally, you can leave a building and be like, "Ooops! I forgot I'm just in my robe!" then head tilt and smile to nobody in particular...
Or just lie in a town square as if a billion cats haven't peed right where you were sitting.
Maybe even you can surround yourself with two close friends who specifically ask you to wear white and black for this one photoshoot.
OK OK OK OK! I think I've sold you on this and honestly, I've sold myself on this. Now, let me just casually drink this cup of water while I show you the page where you can buy this thing.
*Eitan spits water everywhere.*
Wait, $148?!?!?!?! DOES IT COME WITH A LOCK OF BELLA HADID'S HAIR AND THE COMBINATION TO WHERE KENDALL JENNER KEEPS THE VOODOO DOLL SHE OCCASIONALLY USES TO RUIN DEMI LOVATO'S LIFE?!??!?!
Eff, I want this sooo bad. It's worth mortgaging my house for, right? Cool, Yes. I agree with myself, also.
Also, hey! Victoria's Secret! You wanna just send me one?