Taylor Swift may have finally filled that blank space in her love life: Rumor has it she's hooking up with none other than Calvin Harris.
Though there's been speculation for a while that the two may be dating, last night they were spotted together — in matching outfits, no less — outside Whole Foods in Nashville, proving they are, in fact, together.
Why is this proof, you may ask?
For one, grocery shopping is terribly mundane. Married couples go grocery shopping together. New couples, not so much.
Thus, this suggests not only are Harris and Swift dating, but they've been dating long enough to buy food together.
Secondly, matching outfits. Weird, but totally indicative of coupledom, if only in that it shows how similar the two are — and that they're comfortable going out in public looking like a pair out of a J.Crew catalog.
And, later that night, the pair (Talvin? Caylor?) went to Kenny Chesney's birthday bash together, where someone snapped a pic of Harris standing with his arm wrapped around Swift's tiny waist.
So, not only did they go grocery shopping together, but they left together, presumably ate a meal together and then went to a concert — together.
If that doesn't spell out “couple,” I don't know what does.
Whether Harris will end up an addition on Swift's long list of ex-lovers, however, remains to be seen.
On March 9, Swift was spotted at Harris' show in Las Vegas.
Taylor at Calvin Harris's concert in Las Vegas last night! pic.twitter.com/JZvCA37tua — Taylor Swift Updates (@TSwiftOnTour) March 8, 2015
Yesterday, they went to Whole Foods together.
.@taylorswift13 & @CalvinHarris together in matching outfits...that pretty much means they're going out, yeah!? pic.twitter.com/8KXecnq3An — Tom and Claire (@tomandclaire) March 27, 2015
Then they left together, probably talking about their perfect lives.
so Calvin harris is maybe Dating @taylorswift13 thoughts Swifties or they friends? pic.twitter.com/ucu4JgvIDH — Brian (@BrianSwiftie13) March 26, 2015
After (most likely) making out in Swift's billion dollar penthouse, they showed up to a concert together.
Spotted: @taylorswift13 and @CalvinHarris at @kennychesney's birthday bash pic.twitter.com/7Fk1sg3ifd — Brooke Glass (@BrookeGlass23) March 27, 2015
And thus, the most genetically perfect couple ever was born.
i cant believe vincent van gogh came back from the dead to paint this portrait of calvin harris and taylor swift pic.twitter.com/YMLu1HKhZr — danica (@alexachungs_) March 27, 2015