Jordan Rodgers is having a really fun-filled day at the doctor's office! Lol!
The 28-year-old former football star spent his Thursday afternoon trying to get a sewing needle out of his foot.
Yup, like one of these guys.
Now, I've stepped on thumbtacks and nails before (it's fine) but they've never really been stuck inside my foot. I could always get the object out by myself without requiring any medical assistance, even when I was drunk.
But Jordan's wound is pretty fucking deep. THE ENTIRE SEWING NEEDLE DISAPPEARED IN HIS HEEL. I'm not quite sure if he jumped on it or what, but it's wedged all the way into his skin.
The athlete had to make his way to the doctor's office to get that baby removed. Silly Jordan. Also, why the fuck was he knitting?
Like, picture Jordan Rodgers sitting on his couch knitting an oversized sweater. Also, this wound is disgusting. WTF, JORDAN?!
He ended up having to go to multiple doctors because the first one couldn't get it out. This whole thing is kind of making me feel nauseated, not gonna lie.
CAN SOMEONE HELP THIS GUY? THIS SHIT IS DISGUSTING.
#SaveJordansFoot. Spread the message. Tweet it to your friends.
"Get me the fuck out of here, please, I have a family."
The last we heard from Jordan on Snapchat, he was still in the doctor's office trying to get the sewing needle taken out. WE HAVE NOT RECEIVED ANY UPDATES SINCE.
SOS SOS SOS!
Our thoughts and prayers are with Jordan and his family during this difficult time. Please, Jordan, be brave in there... for all of us... and JoJo Fletcher.
No matter what happens to Jordan, I think we all learned a very valuable lesson today: Knitting sucks, so don't do it.