Last night, Comedy Central aired the "Roast of Justin Bieber" and, of all the roasters, Martha Stewart stood supreme.
That's right, Martha Stewart skewered the likes of Kevin Hart, Snoop Dogg, Shaq and, of course, the Biebs himself.
It's unclear why Stewart was asked to be a part of this event, but I'm glad she was. She made jokes about Hart's lavish spending, Snoop's age and Hannibal Buress' irrelevancy.
Stewart also gave Bieber tips for when he inevitably gets thrown in the slammer. Her bit is pretty damn funny, so be sure to check it below.