Kourtney Kardashian's Sexy Bikini Pictures Are Beyond Hot
It's January so you know what that means... It's time to look at celebrities in bikinis so we can at least pretend we're on some tropical beach with them, sippin' on some Mai Tais, laughing at all the plebes that pass by.
And if there's anyone we can and should live vicariously through thanks to their bathing suit photos, it's Kourtney Kardashian.
Kourtney took to Instagram to let everyone know *cue "I'm Having The Time Of My Life"* she's having the time of her life, and she owes it all to you (her loyal fans).
In fact, Kourtney offered up these seductive pics as part of her "Travel Diary" for her trip to the Bahamas.
Kourt, I just have one simple question: Is Scott Disick with you on this trip?
Or is the youngster 23-year-old Younes Bendjima potentially catching some rays with you?
I mention this because there were rumors Younes (what a name) and Kourtney (eh, normal name) were dating right after Kourtney was seen with Scott, who she had previously been separated with.
BUT ENOUGH SERIOUS TALK. LET'S GET BACK TO THOSE SWEET BIKINI PICS.
Kourtney looks great, aside from those weird, orange sunglasses. Sorry, y'all, but I'm not a fan.
Those shades make her look like she's an astronaut gazing upon the red surface of Mars. WHO ARE YOU, KOURTNEY? MATT DAMON?
But I digress. Where was I? Oh, that's right.
HERE ARE MORE BIKINI PICS THANKS TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR KOURTNEY.
OK, that's all she's got. But I already feel like it's no longer winter anymore due to looking at these seductive pics. *turns off heater, freezes to death on keyboard*
I've just got to say I can only hope to look this great when I'm 37.
In fact, this is pretty much how I imagine I'll look like by that age:
Yeah, I don't think my genes will be kind to me.