I can't even picture celebrating Christmas with the Kardashians because it sounds too unreal.
They probably wake up, get carried down the stairs by men in tuxedos and have a giant buffet of food prepared for them by a chef.
My Christmas morning involves me sleeping in til noon, coming downstairs to see a stocking filled with scissors, glue sticks and chocolate.
We are the same!
Kourtney Kardashian actually gave the low-down on what Christmas morning is really like at her house. There may not be men in tuxedos, but their holiday celebration still sounds extravagant as fuck.
The 37-year-old mom of three explained to Vogue she comes up with cute ways to celebrate Christmas with her children.
Christmas morning takes place at my house and my entire family comes here, so I also have the responsibility to make it special for all of them, and I love doing it!
Kourtney Kardashian added,
It's still very festive over here, with Christmas music on from the second we wake up until bedtime.
Man, that's a lot of "Jingle Bells."
The reality star has a total of five (yes, five) Christmas trees in her house.
You see, Mason, 7, Penelope, 4, and Reign, 2, all get to pick out their own Christmas trees. Kourtney explains,
We all go to a lot together and have the kids pick out their own trees for their bedrooms; they can decorate them however they want. It's a perfect spot for homemade decorations and allows them to be creative and have fun with it and do something all together as a family.
According to Vogue, Mason's tree is decorated with red and green accents and monogrammed M's. Penelope's has pink and purple ornaments and Reign's is a super small menagerie tree.
How cute! I should take inspiration from these kids and decorate my own tree. Maybe I'll add some empty beer bottles, leftover drunk food and ornaments that spell out the word "regret."
Merry Christmas, everyone!