It's occasionally easy to forget Kourtney Kardashian's first pregnancy was a shock even to her.
Since Mason's birth six years ago, Kourt has welcomed two more children, Penelope, 4, and Reign, 1, with off-again boyfriend Scott Disick, and taken to motherhood like an at-home wax.
What? Kourtney's really good at at-home waxes. Usually.
The 37-year-old, often regarded as the most emotionally bankrupt of the “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” cast, is equal parts deadpan reality star and protective, nurturing momma.
In fact, her kids aren't allowed to watch the show they appear on so frequently.
She told Cosmopolitan,
They've seen some of it, but no. I was in the shower, he [Mason] woke up, and it happened to be on. He was like, 'Who is Blac Chyna? And Kiki [Kim] showed Larsa [Pippen] her vagina!' I was like, this is why they don't watch the show. Some of the content is just not appropriate.
Kourtney prioritizes her ties with baby daddy Scott Disick in an effort to provide some stability for their little ones.
The idea of having my family together is amazing, but it's not the way things ended up. They may end up there. I'm not sure. To me, it's in God's hands. If it's meant to be, then things will line up… We definitely tried for a long time. But relationships are exhausting! Being able to focus on the kids and me right now is good.
Though Kourt and Scott are separated, the pair have a history of springing pregnancies on the unsuspecting public.
I would have more. I could see myself with six kids. I just don't know what's in God's plan.
By God, she means executive producer Ryan Seacrest.