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Kim Kardashian Debuted Some Insanely Long Mermaid Hair On Snapchat

Kim Kardashian is a beautiful Armenian mermaid with zero idea of how wigs work.

If you aren't following Kim K on Snapchat, then you are using Snapchat wrong. Downloading the app, signing up for a profile and then not subscribing to her SnapStories is like ordering the world's best pizza, taking a dump on it and throwing it into the Atlantic Ocean.

Case in point, yesterday we all got to watch Kim K marvel at her thigh-length wig while wearing Spanx near a fan.

I MEAN, WHERE ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND ENTERTAINMENT LIKE THAT?!?!

She then declares to her selfie,

My hair just grew overnight!

Obviously, she's joking, but I'd also like to think in some world, she has no idea what a wig is and this was her genuine reaction.

Like, her PR person put a wig on her, and then she was like, “MY DEAL WITH THE HAIR DEVIL HAS COME FULL CIRCLE!”

She also shared exactly how spoiled North and Saint probably are.

Is it wrong I envy the life of these toddlers sooooo effing bad?

Citations: Daily Mail