Khloé Kardashian, I'd like to have a word with you about something VERY important.
I've followed "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" for a while now, so I thought I knew everything when it came to details about this famous family.
But nope, I was wrong. There's something about Khloé Kardashian no one is talking about, and I need answers now.
The 32-year-old reality star has been holding out on us because she has a giant freezer filled with ice cream. YEAH, you heard me.
It's been her deepest secret for years (I just made that up), but now it's finally out in the open.
WE'RE ONTO YOU, KHLOÉ. WE KNOW WHAT'S UP.
You see, I was just at work, minding my own business, when I came across this "KUWTK" clip of Khloé inviting Blac Chyna to her birthday party.
Kim and Khloé are hanging out in Khloé's place when they decide to call Chyna together.
Khloé is all like, "Ughhh, Chyna, come to my b-day party and bring presents???"
And Chyna is like, "Lost my contacts, who dis?"
Seems innocent enough, right?
TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.
Around the 30-second mark, you'll notice Khloé slowly open her fridge. Do not be fooled, children. THAT'S ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT FREEZER.
Wanna know how I know this?
IT'S FILLED WITH APPROXIMATELY 35 CARTONS OF HÄAGEN-DAZS ICE CREAM.
Khloé Kardashian has enough ice cream to last her a lifetime! And why is this freezer so huge?!
If your mind is blown, show this article to at least five people and spread the news. We need to get the message out, FAST, before it's too late.
Hide your kids, hide you wife and hide your ice cream from Khloé K. It's a scary world out there, folks. But we can face it together.