Well, all right then. Cool?
Khloé Kardashian's bestie Malika Haqq is dating Ronnie Magro, the “Jersey Shore” equivalent of the Thing from “Fantastic Four.”
Ronnie, or RAHHHHHN, as he was better known in his MTV reality days, met Malika while filming season two of E!'s “Famously Single,” airing in 2017.
The new couple told E!,
Ah, yes. A reality TV stint is a truly challenging experience, lading somewhere on the gamut between locking your keys in the car and the protest at Standing Rock.
On Monday, Ronnie shared a photo of the couple on Instagram, assuring followers #NahItAintSamSoStopAsking.
Ronnie is referring, of course, to ex Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, who starred alongside him on “Jersey Shore” and whose cries of “STAHP IT RAHN” ring in our ears to this very day.
Reality fans everywhere are likely psyched out of their minds to see Ronnie and Malika fall for one another on the upcoming season.
Who makes the first move? Where do they go on their first date? Did Ron whisper sweet nothings along the lines of his greatest hits from “Jersey Shore,” namely,
Romance! So thrilled to see these two living and loving on the small screen again.