Have any of you seen Perrie Edwards and Katy Perry in the same room at the same time?
Yeah, me neither. This is making me think they aren't actually different people. They're the same person with slightly different wigs and love lives.
I know, I know, I know. This is an insane theory.
Katy Perry is an American singer, pop icon and fashionista. Perrie Edwards on the other hand is an English singer, pop icon and fashionista.
They could NEVER be the same person! That would be insane and require the ability to sound like a British person ON COMMAND. Who can do that?!?! *Literally just shows you four hours of Vine videos of kids putting on a British accent.*
Need more proof the two are the same person? One noble Instagrammer posted this face-mash, and now the internet is convinced the two entities are actually the same person.
They're literally different versions of the same program.
Yup. They're the same person.
Need more proof?
Here: Katy Perry Katee Pery Pery Katee Peri Edate Perri Edwee Perrie Edwards
OMG, KATY PERRY IS PERRIE EDWARDS. THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL. PERRIE EDWARDS PROBABLY KILLED JFK
They even dress the same.
So, it's settled. They're the same. So what? Why is this important? What does it make a difference? We've got an election on Tuesday! Shouldn't we be focusing on that?!?!
Short answer: no.
The long answer is two words that really should really be three:
If Perrie Edwards is Katy Perry, then Perrie Edwards is also JonBenét Ramsey.
Follow the math. Katy Perry has yet to deny allegations that she is the slain former child pageant contestant.
What other secrets are you hiding, Kerrie Pedwards?!?!! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! Katy Perry is the Lindbergh Baby! Katy Perry can't melt steel beams!