Vandal Savagely Defaces Justin Bieber Sand Sculpture
When I say a vandal defaced a Justin Bieber sand sculpture, I truly mean they de-faced it. Seriously, Justin's face is gone... gone like his Instagram (RIP Justin's Instagram).
You might be saying, "What do you mean? How could someone attack even a sand-based representation of The Biebs?!"
Justin Bieber's head was featured in a 200-ton sand sculpture at the New York State Fair in Geddes, New York. I use the past tense here, because on Thursday night a vandal savagely destroyed it.
Check out the original head of Justin Bieber that was featured in this impressive sculpture.
Justin looks so pristine, so... at peace. I'd even put this art up there with a Rodin sculpture. Heck, it even inspires me to petition to have his likeness chiseled up on Mount Rushmore.
BUT THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Let me be clear. If you're the one who's responsible for exploding Justin's sculpture head, it is too late to say "sorry."
Apparently, police are still on the lookout for this sandy vandal.
While it's not mentioned if there was a physical description of the culprit available, I imagine it's someone with sand-covered hands and an "I Hate Justin Bieber" t-shirt.
If you happen to know who did this, hand them over to authorities. They'll at least get fairer treatment than at the hands of Beliebers who would probably show them no mercy.