Joe Jonas To Use 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' For Sex 'Research'
You don't need me to tell you Joe Jonas likes it hot.
The 27-year-old DNCE main man recently spoke with Cosmopolitan magazine about his "sex bucket list," and to say things got hot and heavy quick would be a bit of an understatement.
In response to being told to "think kink" by Cosmo, Joe Jonas got right into the S&M chatter. He said,
DNCE fans are going to have fun with our song 'Be Mean.' It's about vibing with somebody — whether you want to be tied up, use some handcuffs, dress up.
Easy there, boss. Naturally, since the topic of conversation was "kink," Jonas brought up everyone's favorite sex fantasy film, "Fifty Shades of Grey."
The Casa Grande, Arizona native said,
It's like our nod to 'Fifty Shades of Grey,' which I actually haven't seen, but I probably should... for research purposes.
Whoa! Did Joe Jonas just say he's going to watch "Fifty Shades of Grey" so he can act out some of the scenes in his own sex life? That's sure what it sounded like to me.
So, what has Joe Jonas already done that some might consider pretty kinky and risky? Well, speaking specifically about his "sex bucket list," Jonas said,
I've fooled around in an elevator, but I've yet to cross sex in an elevator off the list. There have been bathrooms before. But sex in an airplane bathroom is a hundred percent on my bucket list. Apparently, you can go to jail for it. Maybe slip a hundred to the flight attendant and they'll be like, 'I got you, bro.'
OK, Joe Jonas is the man. Who knew this cat thought like this?
In addition to bringing the kink, the 27-year-old also brought the think. Speaking about his "relationship resolutions," he said,
I'll try to take ladies on dates before introducing them to my whole group. They're tough about bringing people around. And I can get more creative. It's easy to go to dinner, but I could try to whip up something in the kitchen.
Women love a dude who can cook, right?
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to come up with the idea Joe Jonas might have fought over girls with his two brothers growing up.
The middle Jonas brother addressed that notion. He said,
Nick and I have been into the same girl. We're best friends with similar tastes, so it's inevitable. In those situations, we have a bro code: Whoever spent more time with her gets to give it a shot. And ultimately, she decides.
Seems fair enough to me. In any event, rock on, Joe Jonas, and good luck with the, uh, research!