Anyone who can stay sexy while wearing a big, stupid hat indoors has my vote for whatever the highest ranking position is, based on looks alone.
The internet caught a glimpse of the guy sitting next to Kevin Spacey at this year's Emmy Awards ceremony and went full Columbo in an attempt to name him.
Who. Is. This. Man?
Turns out, the mystery hottie is Kev's manager, Evan Lowenstein.
But -- WAIT A FREAKING SEC -- this is not Evan's first Hollywood rodeo.
OOF. Give us those early-aught romance jams, Evvie.
EvanAndJaronVEVO on YouTube
Despite your many talents, kindly accept some of us are just never going to get over that hat.
Don't let that deter you from managing the living crap out of our boy Kevin's career.
Citations: Kevin Spacey's Hot Seatmate Is the Heartthrob of the 2016 Emmys (New York magazine)