It's a tale as old as time.
The holiday season leaves you feeling just lumpy and vulnerable enough to spend actual money on a personal trainer. Then, one day in, say, mid-April, when you're finally able to do a full squat, you look up from your free weights and into his eyes and you realize love has been in front of you all along.
Or, like, love has been in front of you all along since January.
Hilary Duff, America's second most famous Hilary, knows this story well. The “Younger” star is dating her personal trainer, Jason Walsh, and made it irrevocably official via Instagram this weekend.
Hil posted a black and white photo of the couple kissing (I KNOW, I know, but like, get off her back. It's cuffing season and everyone's going apeshit for commitment) with the caption,
Date night with J <3
So… barf. But, also, aw.
This isn't the first time the 29-year-old has shared tidbits about her romance with Jason. Last month, she appeared on “Good Day New York” and said,
We've known each other for a really long time and he's a great guy and we have a lot of fun together… It's nice to have that excitement in my life.
New love is exciting. Although, so is starring in your own TV show and raising a 4-year-old, probably.
Hilary's son, Luca, from her six-year marriage to hockey player Mike Comrie, hasn't shared his opinion on Jason just yet, but that's mostly because the little man doesn't do interviews/is 4.
Her and Jason's Insta-PDA likely means Hilary's days of being a self-professed "Tinder animal" are over. Sorry, internet daters, you had your chance and you blew it.
Next time, show a lady how to safely complete a suicide drill and MAYBE you'll get a second date.