The Gift Bag From The MTV VMAs Will Make You Hate Your Non-Famous Life

by Eitan Levine
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Ready to feel terrible about your dumb poor life? Take a look at the swag bag each celeb is going to take home from the MTV VMAs this Sunday.

Award show bags are a thing of lore to most normal people. They're those gaudy packages full of things you only read about in PEOPLE or see in a SkyMall magazine that are doled out like free samples at Costco to people more famous than you.

With the VMAs fast approaching, we were able to get a sneak peek at what exactly is going into this year's swag bag offerings, and it's absolutely outrageous. Prepare to feel VERY VERY VERY terrible about your current economic situation.

Just for attending the show celebs will walk away with the following.

1. Bose Headphones 2. Crane & Co. Engraved Correspondence Cards

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3. Dooney & Bourke Bag 4. An Indochino Suit

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5. Art from JW Marriott Essex House New York 6. Kinross Pure Cashmere Apparel

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7. Spa Treatment at Langham Place, New York 8. Marc Jacobs Shirt

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9. MCM Sunglasses by Marchon Eyewear 10. A Stay at Nobu Hotel Miami

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11. Perpetual Shade Sleep Mask 12. A Stay at Rosalie Bay in the Caribbean 13. Scuf Gaming Controllers for PS4

Eff. Well, I hope you enjoyed this article. I gotta go back to eating leftover Wacky Mac for dinner and stealing my neighbor's WiFi.