All the beautiful moments you and the rest of your heathens spent in middle school swearing you had it locked at the top of the Four Seasons are about to come rushing back to you thanks to our greatest national pastime: tax evasion.
It's up to those of us who spent our formative years shouting “I AM…GETTIN'…SO HOT…I WANNA TAKE MY CLOOOTHES OFF!” to stream Nelly's hit “Hot In Herre” until our man is out of debt.
Nelly needs at least 287,176,547 “Hot In Herre” streams to pay off his IRS debt https://t.co/LOxDm0NiTr pic.twitter.com/8PKQ6T1253 — SPIN (@SPINmagazine) September 12, 2016
Despite having our own lives, jobs and secrets that can't leave Cancun, let's each do our part to help Nelly.
@SPINmagazine pic.twitter.com/xtuH2hFqQe — Nick Hannula (@NickHannula) September 12, 2016
@SPINmagazine pic.twitter.com/S4MwDYfrzV — Bre'on (@_BayBey) September 12, 2016
@SPINmagazine Say no more. pic.twitter.com/shfKAVxI3q — Pillsbury Doughbroad (@EdgarAlanFro) September 13, 2016
Do it for the former sweaty mass of 12-year-olds, huddled together at a dance in the multipurpose room, begging to know, “What good is all the fame if you ain't fuckin' the models?”
We're here for you, Nelly. Can't nobody stop the juice.