Everyone, rise and applaud Sailor Brinkley Cook.
The 18-year-old daughter of former model and actress Christie Brinkley has some strong words for the awful toilet humans who comment on her Instagram page.
I mean, I'm sure SOME of the people who comment on her Instagram are nice, but these D-holes deserve a lifetime of runny poops.
Feast your eyes on douchery unchained.
Sailer's response is brilliant. It's long but worth the read, and I guarantee at the end of it, you will stand up and cheer.
So if you're going to be commenting on her Instagram posts any time soon, you should follow these easy rules Sailor laid out in the post.
1. STOP COMPARING HER TO HER OTHER SIBLINGS!
She's a model who has appeared in Town & Country and Seventeen. She's signed to IMG and goes to Parsons. She's her own person, so idk, treat her as such?
2. STOP DUMPING ON PARSONS!
In the post, she writes,
Pushing down the school i worked my ass off for 4 years to get into, saying its for do-nothing trust fund babies, is not only stereotyping a scholastic community but is just plain incorrect and rude! I know many kids enrolled in Parsons who are the most hard working and passionate students in all of new york.
3. STOP COMPARING HER TO HER MOTHER!
They're two different people, so, like, at least pretend you're able to understand that concept when commenting.
OK, to be honest, this is really the first time I've ever heard of Sailor Brinkley, but I'M LOVING IT! MORE OF HER PLEASE!
Citations: Daily Mail