We'd all put so much money on the odds Luna Stephens ends up being a good time.
She looks like a Pixar character, and her parents are the perfect mix of snark and sincerity. She's going to end up being the Andy Cohen of celebrity babies.
Those of you eagerly awaiting the moment this baby becomes, you know, a person who can contribute hot, saucy zingers to the conversation will be thrilled to hear John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's daughter spoke her FIRST WORD.
That word, ladies and gentlemen, was "cat."
Sit down, cat haters, this day isn't about you and your weird agenda against other people's pets. This day is about Luna's debut into the speaking world and what that means for her fans.
A woman's first word is telling. For example, my first word was "tree," and I routinely experience trees in my everyday life. I live in New York City, where I see anywhere up to two trees per day. Coincidence? Oh, honey *shakes head and chuckles*, I don't think so.
Similarly enough, Luna's first word was a reaction to seeing -- you guessed it -- an actual cat.
The 11-month-old was enjoying everyone's favorite lunch, bread rolls al fresco, with her parents when she spotted a cat watching in the distance. It all went down while the fam has been on vacation in Morocco.
Chrissy and John offer some guidance and, before you know it, Luna has a fist full of sunshine bread and a mouth full of the word "cat." It's a beautiful moment.
Luna also wore her first-ever hair bow to lunch, making it a day of adventurous new beginnings.
The hair bow frankly seems like less of a risk, especially considering Chrissy -- who made a name for herself in the fashion industry -- dresses Luna, but it really adds some nice theatrical seasoning to all the first-word drama.
Congrats (conCATs? No, I guess, no. But yeah?) on your first word, Luna. We can't wait for you to have your own Twitter.