In the least surprising news of all time, the world's most beautiful couple likes to do it. A lot. Like more than most of the continental US does COMBINED, probably.
Honestly, there is a good chance while you're reading this, Chrissy and John are mid love-sesh.
CAN YOU BLAME THEM?!! LOOK AT THESE ADONISES (Adoni?).
The two of them together is the most beautiful thing you will ever see in your entire life. It's like the visual equivalent to hearing your newborn baby laugh for the first time.
Doing it on the reg comes with the territory when you look that hot, which becomes an issue if you're someone like Teigen-Legend who is constantly on the road.
Thankfully, John and Chrissy are great at improvising.
During a recent appearance on "Watch What Happens: Live," Andy Cohen -- my personal lord and savior -- broached the subject of Chrissy and John's storied sex life.
I'll let you guess whether their response was: A) Expected B) SUPAH FRIGGIN' HOT C) Involved Obama D) Involved a public bathroom E) All of the above
The answer is E.
Just off the top of their heads during the interview, Legend and Teigen recalled times they shacked up in John's green room while he was on tour, the dressing room of Fred Segal, a public bathroom and at some event hosted by President Obama in 2007 or 2008.
It wasn't at the White House, to be clear. It was at a campaign event that we happened to be at.
Keep in mind, this all happened with Trevor Noah awkwardly sitting there while John was massaging Chrissy's feet, talking about times the two plowed each other like it was a John Deere product demo.
God bless those gorgeous horn dogs.