Calvin Harris Didn't Pop Bottles After His Show, He Ate A Sad Sandwich
I can't figure out if Calvin Harris eating a peanut butter sandwich for dinner alone in his hotel room after a big performance is really funny or really sad.
On Sunday night, the 32-year-old Scottish DJ rocked his set at Billboard's Hot 100 Fest at Jones Beach in New York.
Calvin totally killed it, hitting the crowd with hit after hit, and finally gave them what they came for: "This Is What You Came For."
There was dope lighting and smoke machines and lasers, and overall it was pretty dang epic.
This makes it even funnier (or sadder) that Calvin followed up this epic night with the world's saddest peanut butter sandwich.
And what's more, he even SNAPCHATTED this sandwich. Calvin, c'mon.
Seriously, Calvin, your big dinner after your huge Billboard set is that tiny little sandwich? You couldn't even order room service?
I mean, even I don't eat peanut butter sandwiches anymore, and I'm not am internationally successful DJ.
Also, Calvin, you are WAY too excited about that sandwich, sir. That sandwich did not deserve those Snapchat stickers and music.
I'm starting to get a little worried about you, buddy. Should someone call Taylor Swift?