Listen, sometimes drinking alone with your cat can be the best night of your life -- can you imagine drinking at a celebrity party!? What fun! What pizzazz! What fancy cocktail names!
However, for some mega-stars, booze is not, was not, or never has been all it's cracked up to be, and the sober road in life has offered them more than a glass of Franzia ever could. (I know, hard for me to understand too.)
Some of these stars are surprising, but most just have awesome, awesome skin and it makes a lot of sense.
Here are 16 celebrities who don't drink alcohol and who are weirdly (or not so weirdly) now my heroes.
The "Gossip Girl" has said she much prefers food over alcohol, and says she has never had a real urge or desire to get into the drinking scene.
Slim Shady is going on ten years sober after struggling with addiction in his early years.
The "Sex and the City" star has been open about her struggles in the past, saying she didn't believe she would live past 30 years old. Looking amazing, Kristin!
Kristin's "Sex And The City" sister. Kim Cattrall has said alcohol gives her "too much of a headache," and lives the sober life style alongside Kristin.
I imagine Jennifer Lopez not only doesn't drink, but also probably doesn't ingest anything else besides pure gold leaf and orchid nectar.
After reportedly starting a pretty serious relationship with alcohol, Daniel is now 2+ years sober.
Sarah is not one to be shy about her inner demons and has been very vocal about living a life with depression. To help protect her mental health, Sarah has made the choice to stay alcohol-free.
Very recently, Ben Affleck wrote on Facebook that he completed rehab for alcoholism. He said,
I want to live life to the fullest and be the best father I can be. I want my kids to know there is no shame in getting help when you need it, and to be a source of strength for anyone out there who needs help but is afraid to take the first step.
Kim notoriously doesn't drink, and it's paid off in clear skin, glossy hair, beautiful babies and... oh, yeah. An entire empire.
Natalie said bye-bye to partying in college... Harvard, that is.
Look, if Bradley is sober and jumped off a bridge, I would also be sober and jump off a bridge. The "Silver Linings Playbook" actor became sober at age 29 after struggling with addiction.
Even with the party boy attitude, Franco hasn't had a drink for over a decade.
This "Dream Girl" queen claims to have never had a drink in her life. GREAT "Never have I ever" fact, Jen.
Another hunk-a-hunk-a-man who is steamy hot and smoking dry... er, what?
Mendes completed a rehab program in 2008 and has been living the sober life ever since.
Jada Pinkett Smith
Jada once said, "I found myself drinking two bottles of wine on the couch and I said, 'Jada, I think we've got a problem here," and from there, went cold turkey.