Beyoncé Is Headlining Coachella 2017
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
GET THE HELL OUT.
NO EFFING WAY.
HOLY, HOLY HELL.
Grab your flower crowns and flash tats, ladies, because we're going to Coachella. You wanna know why? BECAUSE BEYONCÉ IS HEADLINING.
YES, THIS BEYONCÉ.
AHHHHHHHHHH. I'M NOT JOKING WITH YOU. DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE!
It's OK to scream and dance and take a moment to rejoice to the gods. It's also OK to just sit there and cry.
Beyoncé makes us feel an array of emotions -- that's why she's the queen. And on Saturday, April 15 (and April 22) she will be ours.
Here are the deets.
This afternoon, the official 2017 Coachella lineup was released. Headlining the festival is Radiohead, Beyoncé (bless) and Kendrick Lamar.
Of course, Radiohead and Kendrick are dope, but like, we all know who we're here for.
People immediately freaked out on Twitter about Beyoncé headlining Coachella. Haha, it's too good to be real, am I right? NO ONE BELIEVES THIS IS TRULY HAPPENING.
People are also saying Björk and Beyoncé are the only female artists to headline the festival since 1999. This is huge, you guys.
The Beyhive better buy some sunscreen because things are about to get hot, hot, hot.
There were, however, a couple of haters who were talking shit. CAN YOU GUYS JUST LET US BE HAPPY?! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST KEEP YOUR OPINIONS TO YOURSELF AND LET BEY LIVE?!
But for the most part, everyone was on the same page. The world is team Bey. Bey + Coachella = Yas.
According to the Twitter announcement, it looks like a lot of big names will be in attendance including DJ Khaled, Lorde, Future, DJ Snake and Dillon Francis.
Hopefully tickets go on sale soon because I'm gonna need to secure my spot ASAP. Hey boss, you cool with me taking off the entire month of April?!